A beetle with the most amazing and powerful pincers ever seen on an insect, capable of breaking fingers, they are armoured, shiny, black and if you mess with them you will end up pinchy meat.
by Cleany May 14, 2004
similar to the "shocker" two fingers are placed in the women's vagina, and the thumb in the women's anus, then the fingers are squeezed together
o that little whore, i ought to beetle clip her!!!!
by benjamin fay February 17, 2003
Small hard unidentifiable debris that you may come across while groping the pubic region or giving oral to your partner.
by Spaulding B February 23, 2009
John: Man, my ass is really irritated from that last dump, I shouldn't have eaten the large popcorn last night.
Frank: Ahhhh, Ass Beetles, I feel your pain bro.
Frank: Ahhhh, Ass Beetles, I feel your pain bro.
by Jack Hofking March 02, 2011
The back of a morbidly obese person; due to the person's rotund shape and cleavage created by fat on both the spine and shoulder blades. Similar to "back boobs"
Mary Jo spent 30 minutes hunting around the house for her keys when she heard her fat roommate jingling as she thudded by. She realized that her keys were lodged in her roomy's beetle back. (shudders and plucks them out)
by seanomatopoeia December 05, 2010
by pillsbury8u January 05, 2010