Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

by les misanthrope November 27, 2012

beetle bonnet

the vulvic mound

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??

by kryton August 18, 2003

beetle clip

when u insert your index finger into a girls rectum and then u insert your thumb into sed girls vagina then pinch those fingers together and carry her around like human luggage

i was watching this porn and they beetle clipped this girl

by arlie September 6, 2004

weener beetles

a terminology used to describe something that is a great pain in the ass

Man...your garbage bag broke all over the floor....Thats fuckin weener beetles!!!!!

by JEN THE BARBACK January 3, 2009

Mongolian Eye Beetle

Refers to when the eyes become red and bloodshot after the consumption of cannabis. see also red eye.

-"Dude, you look pretty chonged out"
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."

by Rum0uRzZz July 15, 2009

beetleskin

a used condom

After prom night there were so many beetleskins littered throughout the room, it took them an hour to pick them all up

by Jargel April 14, 2003

Butt beetle

Someone who incessantly crawls up peoples butts with issues, problems or complaints.

The project isn't due for another three weeks, quit being such a butt beetle about it!

by Mr. Freemind January 22, 2010