beer

An alcoholic beverage with a similar taste and aromatic qualities to cat piss. For some unknown reason people seem to subject themselves to pints of it at a time. Should only be drunk my masochists and force fed to prisoners.

To find out just how bad beer can taste try some Tennants.

by Beerlover April 9, 2006

beer

What breaks up familes. What caused my dad to die. Beer=hell. It tastes like fucking poop!

Mom: hey guess what?
Me: What?
Mom: Your dad is dead
Me: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
mom: He was drinking too much beer again and...

by Bayle December 9, 2007

beer

the magnificent drink that keeps us between hard liquor and chick or 2

you drink beer in a strike out (bong hit slam beer shot of 151 then let out bong hit)

by budsmoker420 March 10, 2009

beer

A nasty tasting beverage that fucks up the brain and causes people to be ill and act abnormal

Why would you want to drink beer? It tastes like shit

by lunar shadows December 21, 2004

beer

something that makes you a poser when you dance game, which usually ends in a sprained ankle or a destroyed Pump/DDR pad

I had too many beers... I got shot on Pom Pom Pom in Normal mode...

by Xiro January 3, 2003

beer

Drink enough beer then you look at homeless people and say that's going to be me tonight.hi me.

michael's uncle.

by joe April 16, 2003

beer

beer is the reason i beleave god looks like carl of aquateen hunger force and lives in a trailer park, all hail steve beer god

this beer is so good steve the god of hops and aging must have made it himself

by Jay-Hawk October 1, 2007