Unbirthday beatings

Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.

These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once per month per person.

xanthina gives you unbirthday beatings

by xanthina July 4, 2009

beating her back out

To engage in sexual activity, usually in what is often referred to as "doggy-style," in a somewhat violent manner as to cause much volume from your victim, but much pleasure for both parties.

She screamed aloud as she lost her hip control while I was beating her back out

by Mr. P March 1, 2004

beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 8, 2006

ass beating

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club

Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.

by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007

breathing down your neck

someone annoying you to complete a task

When you're an hour away from the deadline for that spreadsheet of "value-adding actionable items" and your boss is breathing down your neck

by Rapture1 October 12, 2010

beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

the devil is beating his wife

Saying used (especially in the southern US) when the sun is shining yet it's raining. I've been told that in Scandinavian countries they say "There's a marriage in Hades" for this, and in South America they say "The devil and his wife are dancing." (Since all version relate to the devil and his spouse, there's probably some older story that all these sayings derive from.)

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day? Yes, the devil is beating his wife. (Heh, CCR reference too.)

by truejim October 28, 2011