Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

jaw backer

just another way of sayin chewin tobacco

"ay leroy lemme get some of that jaw backer"

by semperfi8762 March 25, 2010

smacker backer

someone who hits someone back in a playful way.

hey * smack * awww, *smack's back* - "you are such a smacker backer"

by S.Word March 14, 2011

backed up

An unusually large amount of semen stored in a man's body due to lack of ejaculation

I haven't jacked off in weeks. I'm backed up.

by Mudesi December 23, 2004

Backyard Boxing

Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.

After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Backyard Wrestling

Friends getting together in one backyard, and beating the living shit out of each other, usually complimented by weapons, such as garbage can lids, chairs, and even the occasional 2x4

He just beat the crap outta him.
Where?
Well, last night, at they're backyard wrestling show, Monday Night Savage.
Oh, Cool!

by TheChameleon August 28, 2003

Backyard BBQ

When doing a girl from behind (doggie style) take out an already prepared BBQ meal (preferably ribs or pulled pork) and use her back as a table and plate.

Hey Bill, I gave my girl a backyard BBQ.

by Wolfpoc September 10, 2008