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bachelor pad

A house or apartment where two single men or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and sex is usally involved.
Tom enjoys his new bachelor pad, last night he got two sexy blondes to cum over!
by Eyiad January 15, 2007
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Bachelor Baby

A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.
Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.

The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.
by B. Hanback January 25, 2008
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beached

Beached: short for beached whale; is a person known for excessive lying, obviously untrue and arrogant statements (i.e. 'I'm just one of those people that's good at everything'), and general beachedness. They will lie upon the beach of life for eternity.
Why does that kid suck at everything?' 'Don't mind him he's just beached as shit.
by WilliamEKennedy August 18, 2010
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eligible bachelor

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."
by Ecce October 6, 2004
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beached

1. A term used to describe someone that is naive or delusional, while outwardly arrogant and self-assured. Because of this unwarranted self-assuredness, people who are beached fail to recognize their flaws. Essentially, they will forever lie on the beach of life.

2. Also used to describe douches in general; specifically the unnecessary douchey acts they commit.
1. Speaker 1: "Does that kid realize he's going nowhere in life?"

Speaker 2: "No, he's pretty beached."

2. Speaker 1: "Remember when Rich threatened to break Dave's nose over a game of Risk?"

Speaker 2: "Yeah, that was super beached."
by Michael B. Wang September 30, 2010
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Bachodian

Plural of bachodi.
A slang in Urdu describing funny, mischievous childish behaviour by a teenager or adult. Synonymous to the word "shenanigans".

Can also be simply described as "bachon wali harkatein"
Boy1: Dude, can you please stop your bachodian? I am trying to study here.

Boy2: yar, I'm just trying to cheer you up because you are going to fail anyways.
by PakiBachoda August 2, 2011
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Bachelors High Five

The act of one going up to a girl and grabbing her boob and when she goes to slap you, you block it with your hand appearing as if she gave you a high five.
"Yo man watch this"

*Grabs random girls tit*

*Blocks slap with hand*

"Haha nice man, you executed that Bachelors High Five perfectly"
by GrandRapids Finnest October 4, 2011
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