Definitions by WilliamEKennedy

beached

Beached: short for beached whale; is a person known for excessive lying, obviously untrue and arrogant statements (i.e. 'I'm just one of those people that's good at everything'), and general beachedness. They will lie upon the beach of life for eternity.

Why does that kid suck at everything?' 'Don't mind him he's just beached as shit.

beached by WilliamEKennedy August 18, 2010