automotality

Engaging in or bearing witness to an act of sexuality between a human being and a vehicle. Also known as pounding the plymouth, fucking the ford, knitting the nissan, and kissing Mr.Walter. Know to have existed since ancient times, Automotality is looked upon by many cultures to be the ultimate unthinkable sin. As such, it is relatively and utterly unheard of.

I heard Jim went to jail for committing automotality with his volvo.

by Bowze206 June 25, 2008

automotive pornography

any machine that causes a hard on for an automotive enthusiast. Sex has never looked so good on wheels.

Why did they censor out that sweet Ducatti from Transformers 2?
Its only rated PG-13 dude, cant have any automotive pornography in there

by T_1 June 21, 2010

automotivation

the "last minute" motivation you give yourself on your way to work in your car

I just had the best weekend ever. I need some automotivation because this coffee isn't going to help. I'll listen to music and talk to myself on the whole ride to work.

by urworsthacker01 October 8, 2011

automotively challenged

A person that is not smart enough to operate a motor vehicle safely.

John: "He just hit two parked cars, Did he get his license from a cracker jacks box?"
Dave: "he's very automotively challenged"

by Skrt98 July 5, 2016

5 Star Automotive Solutions

Family owned business based out of Oscoda, Michigan. Founded in 2008 by two brothers Ray Mahalak and Ryan Mahalak. They specialize in car audio, window tinting , remote starts and auto detailing.

Have you been to 5 Star Automotive Solutions?

by Est101 October 22, 2018

Automoton

The word you use when you are fed up with 'Your mom! Your face!' type conflicts. It automatically shuts down the argument.

Person 1: Hey, you're dumb.
Person 2: Your FACE is dumb!
Person 1: Your MOM is dumb!
Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is dumb!
Person 1: Your BUTT is dumb!
Person 2: Your MOM'S BUTT is dumb!
Person 1: Your DOG is dumb!
Person 2: AUTOMOTON!
Person 1: Dammit.

by Ktee May 7, 2005

for automotive use only

When this warning/advice is marked on an object, it means that it should only be used, by you, behind the wheel of a speeding automobile. The higher the speed, the greater the use.

"Shit, this cell-phone hands-free set has a lable that says "for automotive use only". Better jump in the Dogde".

by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004