Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

Athletes balls

Tiny, useless testicles that many athletes develop after years of anabolic steroid use.

Barry Bonds may perform well on the field, but he's definitely lacking performance in other areas now that he has developed Athletes balls.

by Dratin January 20, 2009

athlete's ass

Applies to runners. People who get diarrhea while they're out running for exercise.

"Yeah, I was up this morning running my normal 5 miles, when I started to get Athlete's Ass. I thought I could hold it, but it just burst out and started to run down my leg."

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

athlete's cock

when a penis is so chapped from wearing a gurdle and from penis exposure to cold air, it becomes extremely dry and skin cracks, it also contains extreme pain and vaseline will help, but add to the pain. DO NOT attempt to jack off or there will be extreme consiquences

dude john got athlete's cock and he tried to jack off, now his dick is raw

by The Health Inspector September 26, 2006

natural athlete

Individual born with outstanding athletic and sexual skills. While others may have to work hard to excel on the athletic field and in the bedroom, natural athletes will achieve great things without practicing or expending much effort.

"Gary is ...not a natural athlete."

"At first glance my partner may appear to be a lowly gizz-mopper, but I can assure you he is a well-endowed natural athlete."

by NVA Barry April 9, 2006

cyber athlete

One who plays games on a computer as a sport.

by Cactuar December 21, 2002

Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014