asstitties

When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really have tits, just chins from the neck down.

Yo, my third grade teacher Mrs. McLaughlin sure had mad asstitties!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004

asspickle.

1.One who has the nature of an ass, too a magnified extent. 2.To be such an ass, that one is marinated in it like a pickle. 3.Literaly looking like a piece of human piece of shit.

Steph: "Why do you have to be such an asspickle?"

Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."

Thus Délhan being an asspickle.

by Délhan May 23, 2006

Asspinky

Someone who is the equivelant of getting an unexpected finger in your butt

Man, Yngwie is a total asspinky to hang out with.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

assbite

Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.

Man, this chair is giving me some serious assbite.

by Trev & Waf March 31, 2008

assbitch

a whore who prefers to have anal sex rather than vaginal sex.

"lets go fuck the assbitch!"

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006

asspiss

liguid shit

man i got narlly asspiss

by nambo August 7, 2003

pain-in-the-assitude

Typically an attitude or demeanor associated with those who need more attention than normal people.

Dear lawdies, that girl has a major case of pain-in-the-assitude!

Little Johnny came to school to today spreading his pain-in-the assitude all over the playground.

by Betty Bettyo November 10, 2009