asspensive

Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

by rctdude3 February 14, 2012

Assple

An apple (of any color) whose shape resembles that of buttocks -- an apple that looks like an ass.

Assple: For lunch I had a burrito and an Assple, although assples are better put on display in a museum than eaten. Assples are too fascinating to not share with the rest of the world.

by Patrick Casanova January 18, 2008

Asspergers

A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.

(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)

"How was I supposed to know it was a lit grill and not a chair? And now I'm stuck with 'Asspergers!'"

by ClassicCreation July 26, 2009

asspie

A disgusting-tasting pie.

"I hope they're not serving any of that asspie today!"

by Bethany November 9, 2003

assweep

A person deserving a title sub-ass, less than fart.
Not enough power to become a fart, just a assweep.

I think Nick Hogan's a assweep.
You have to work on new-years eve, your boss is such a assweep.
I put the telephone to my ass and tried to fart in the telemarketers ear, but could only muster an assweep.

by Teflonadomis September 29, 2007

asspect

Monacle a donkey wears.

My donkey is near sighted in one eye and wears an asspect.

by sly Dude December 17, 2009

Asspie

The product created when spreading ones ass cheeks and spackling the space between with cherry filling

Dane's mom really knows how to make a good asspie

by B_don October 16, 2011