Alschmik

To be called an Alschmik it is clear you are part of the LGBTQ
A: anal lover

L: lots of cok
S: Scissoring
C: Cok <3
H: Herpes

M: Men kisser
I: I love gays and boys
K: Kinky man

Hey jaxon are you Alschmik because u look alschmik

by Suresh meow meow July 10, 2022

asschimp

A loser, lame person.

Stop being such an asschimp and stfu.

by Ian0r June 4, 2003

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

asscapade

An escapade but involving people who are general asses. Escapades are cool, but the presence of asses turns it into an asscapade, which is decidedly not cool. Note that normally cool people can turn into asses when drinking, thus making any outing an asscapade.

Sharon:I was going to go to movies, but with Bob and Dylan there its going to be a total asscapade

by Caitie D March 19, 2008

asscan

(n)
Similar to a Leprechaun's Pot of Gold, an object of priceless value... Something you search endlessly for. The only catch is, you don't know what the fuck it is.

also, A universal word, similar to the word "skeet", which can be used to describe an object which one is in search for and cannot find.

see also, a word used to describe something that you own which has recently been tampered with

"Yo nigga, where yo asscan at?"

"Where the fuck is my asscan at bro?"

"That nigga just shit in my asscan!"

"Dude! Who fucked my asscan?"

by DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD November 28, 2009

asscheese

Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.

Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.

by Barrence June 30, 2006

asschunk

1.) A rather noticable piece of shit from someone's ass.

2.) Dingleberry.

3.)

"Don't look now, but I think that guy just less loose an asschunk!"

"Don't eat the asschunk!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004