Assberry

A berry that has the distinct shape of the human buttocks.

look, i found an assberry in this box of strawberries!

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Dumb-Assbergers

Someone who acts like they have Asberger's syndrome (i.e., socially inept) but is not so smart.

Their kid is totally weird but he takes the short bus to school...he must have Dumb-assbergers.

by eddddddddddddddddd December 23, 2008

Assbeard

A right wing gun toting pickup driving asshole Trump supporter. Usually drives a pickup truck. Has some sort of allegiance to the confederacy and blue live matter. The trademark beard is long and extends anteriorly along the jawline. Wears camouflage, crocks and cargo shorts in the summer. Drinks Bud Light.

Will have a punisher blue line logo on his truck, and some kind of deer killing vinyl sticker.

Know your enemy

Look at those assbeards at the black lives matter 2A counterrally.......

by C@ligul@ June 13, 2020

Assbeard

The hairs up your ass.

omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!

no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!

by Arran January 6, 2005

Assberg

(n.) when (either on purpose or accident) one poops on top of toilet paper in the toilet. The toilet paper hoists the poop above the surface of the water causing an exponentially greater stink. This technique is often used as a prank by not flushing the fecal matter minutes prior to leaving a friends residence.

Andy folded the toilet paper and placed it in the toilet prior to pooping with the sole intention of floating an assberg. He then left Kelly's apartment without flushing knowing full well that Kelly's new girlfriend would be over soon. The smell would not be beneficial to Kelly's game.

by 80crows May 8, 2011

asslee

Ashlee May Newhouse!!

That asslee is wack!!

by awesome!! March 28, 2009

assbently

a meme page that is only followed by gay men (we dont like girls, ew), also he is a hostile ass nigga idk why he be so mad

assbently gay as fuck dude

by samuelsz7k August 28, 2021