Asphuxiation

The act of assfucking someone so hard it causes them to be unable to breath.

1. Death by asphuxiation.
2. I didn't mean to asphuxiate... it just happened.

by Dr. Bint August 15, 2004

Dual-Erotic Asphyxiation

The act of two people suffocating and pleasuring one another at the same time.

Lan and Vianca performed dual-erotic asphyxiation to the point that they both almost passed out from both the lack of oxygen and pleasure they were giving each other.

by Ni hao billy October 31, 2011

asphixiwank

the process of masturbation where the masturbator asphyxiates themselves to gain a higher level of excitement.

Sam was having an asphixiwank and he went too far, no more Sam.
If you are going to asphixiwank, please have a spotter to check on you after a set period of time to ensure no loss of life. Ejaculation.

by T. Winthorpe January 22, 2008

alepha

when you hear alepha you think of a dead chicken because of the way that she laughs but you love her or a person that is flatter than soda that was out the refrigerator for a day. she is an amazing person who loves hanging with her friends, very athletic and plays soccer and usually does track which means she is very fast, she also is also loyal and keeps a relationship especially with isiah

guy1: did you see alepha run
guy2: ya that bitch is fast

by akwardlife135 July 15, 2017

Asphyxiation

Noun; Asphyxiation

1. Death by strangulation; ergo blockage in air passage.

2. Incapability to breathe; inevitable death if prolonged.

Patient 6.0.3. died of asphyxiation at exactly 3:13 in the evening.

by TeenCoffeeAddict October 15, 2017

asphyxi wank

The act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self ala Michael Hutchence. Good times.

Jeremy had grown old with wanking. He'd tried all types. Regular wanks. Danger wanks. On buses. Trains. Bikes. All types. Now it was time to move onto the ultimate wank. The Asphyxi Wank.

by Pat Sharpe April 21, 2006

Asphyxibation

The act of intentionally restricting oxygen while masturbating in order to achieve a more powerful orgasm than manual stimulation alone.

Choking yourself while jerking off/flicking the bean.

Male 1: Dude last night I was asphyxibating and I passed out.
Male 2: Me too man! Asphyxibation is the new sex!

by TerribleTom January 19, 2011