appletits

the way a girls boobs form when there name starts with a F.

Kevin: dude did you see my sisters boobs??

Rob:yea, from the looks of it, it looks like she must have appletits

by k. pringles February 12, 2009

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010

You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.

by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010

applewhite

a sexy motherfucking family

The Applewhite's are so hot.

by jerry goatly January 4, 2014

anklebiter

Anklebiter or Ankelbytter
used as a reference to a person younger than you. normally cute or annoying.

Scenario:
Person 1 is hanging out with their friend, Person Two.
Person 1: *discussing random things*
Suddenly Person One's little sister comes in the room, wearing Person One's shirt.
Person 1: Hey, you little anklebiter, give that back!
Anklebiter: *absconds*

by anklebitter December 29, 2014

i've lost my appetite

A lofty way to say you'd rather not spend anymore time with your dinner company.

Your dinner date has just revealed that he or she fights dogs on the weekend. You respond with, "I've lost my appetite." And excuse yourself.

by Southern understanding February 7, 2014

applebee

Any oversalted fried food product that only fat rednecks who eat at Applebee's would enjoy

Gee Darla I'm a gonna dip this applebee in some ranch dressing!

by RikkiTikkiT June 28, 2012

Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.

Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.

by Texpert November 21, 2010