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an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.
America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.
by Phil January 27, 2005
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a company that provides internet access too people for $24.00 a mmonth.
im going to get the over priced internet service, aol.
by evil lil shit May 30, 2006
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An Internet Service Provider that is great for children under 13, and people older than 50. For both demographics, this program works quite well as it has thorough parental controls, and is easy enough for the senile to use. For everyone else, it is a heinous waste of money.
I got AOL so that my kids don't look at porn.
by smrtgrl May 13, 2005
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A clunky ISP whose message boards and chat rooms are infested with the most loathsome, illiterate, ignorant, brain-damaged, psychotic, neanderthalic, arrogant, petulant, knuckle-dragging, degenerate, gutter-dwelling, putrid, grotesque, macho blowhard, bible-thumping, unbelievably racist protohumanoid filth that ever crawled out of a toilet bowl in a gas station men's room somewhere. The only reason I still have AOL is to continue my sociological studies of AOL's cancerous abominations that crawl out from under their rocks to post there. It's an internet hive for the absolute scum of American society.
My current theory is that every one of the Aint-It-Cool-News inbreds are AOL members; the shitheaded mentality is identical even down to the same style of illiteracy.
by Mr. Blond April 8, 2007
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An Odd Lemur sent me a metal box which I used to store my good CDs. I played frisbee with An Odd Lemur disk
by Mangledbabyducks June 4, 2003
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i like ur aol!
by kevely and sam March 8, 2003
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Awh'd out loud
by Your_fav_nightmare! August 3, 2009
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