I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

by Light Guardian September 30, 2018

a double with curd and a bag secured

A Double Butterburger with cheese and a side of cheese curds to-go from Culver’s.

All Alec wanted for his birthday was a double with curd and a bag secured.

by DoubleCurdBagSecured December 13, 2018

a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

a quick second

a quick second now means forever and ever

hey madi wanna be my girlfriend for a quick second.

by I went to college October 1, 2020

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

by anonymous June 11, 2025

.9.Wait A Couple Seconds.9.

.9.Wait A Couple Seconds.9.

.9.Wait A Couple Seconds.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018