Pulling a Sammi

when your are slow at responding to a joke or comment because of lack there of understanding of topic being joked or commented about.

i was pulling a sammi while listening to a story from my friends. i was so lost

by JewWords August 20, 2016

Doing a Samrat

To be a soppy sensitive grownup and complain a lot 🥺

‘Oh Sammyrat, stop doing a Samrat…’

by Beaaaaa1 April 30, 2024

pull a Sammy

When you screw up in a very public way, and it was entirely unavoidable

Wow, he really managed to pull a Sammy this week! They had to shut down the whole website to fix it!

by Barry Cigars June 17, 2024

Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021

a wats sama call it

what you saw then u forget the name of something

get off the wats sama call it

by jason November 15, 2006