zonkey

A crossbread between a zebra and a donkey.

The zonkey is smelly and brown with white stripes

by Awesom-O 4000 June 15, 2004

Zonkey

Adjective. Meaning a person who loves cheesecake and chicken sandwiches.

Possibly could choke on a coffee crisp

Might get confused with bonkey 🤷 ♂️

“Hey zonkey it’s a chocolate bar please don’t choke.”

“YO ZONKEY WANT SOME CHEESECAKE!!”

by Lenny1899 September 11, 2020

Zonked

To do so much LSD (Acid) consecutively that you reach a point were you are a shell of your former self, completely devoid of personality and life, you have no reaction to any kind of stimulus. You are dead, but alive... You are Zonked.

Man I'm afraid this next time I trip I'm just gonna be like "Zonk" and then gone.. no more, just a shell.. completely zonked out of reality

by QP0N August 16, 2010

zonkers

A childs amusment park located near the food court at the great mall of the great planes in olathe kansas.

known to pay their workers less than minimum wage.

formerly known as jeepers.

wow, zonkers has a roller coaster.

by i9incher August 15, 2009

Zonkie

A very disturbing noun.
A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair. Yes, I feel like puking too...
This term is usually offensive, as it is givin to some one you don't like.

Friend #1: Dude look, there's that Zonkie
Friend #2: Yes, what an asshole!

by IR Baboon September 16, 2010

zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

zionkowski

A flowing ski formation which works best with large crowds or herds of skiers.

The Bolsher family is attempting a zionkowski maneuver down the mountain.

by syags October 28, 2007