Yuppie

A young, arrogant cunt in a suit.

Yuppie - I have money and you don't.

Man - I have a dick and you don't.

by loltrue March 15, 2010

yuppie

derived from Young Upcoming Professional, or YUP --> "yuppie" became the natural colloquialisation. Derogatory 80s term to describe a 'new breed' of young, wealthy people, typically successful in business and not afraid to flaunt it in a fashion which particularly irritates non-yuppies.

All people with mobile/cell phones used to get tagged with 'yuppie'; the neo-yuppie is one who thinks they are above mobile phones and thus more infuriating in today's social climate than le olde yuppie from the 80s.

by ^_^ April 30, 2003

yuppie

These are scared little "professional" brats that hide behind $800,000 homes and their Audi's and Range Rovers. Notice how the home is only $800,000, anyone richer is usually a lot better person. It's the upper middle class ones that act like caramel shitting snobs. They treat restaurant and service people like shit. Eventually someone will kick their ass and they will be humbled.

"I punched that little yuppie in the range rover that pissed on my cornflakes this morning. Then I keyed his car."

by running out of patience March 15, 2008

Yurie

A girl who is mean sometimes but is always there for you no matter what,A loyal friend and beautiful inside and out ,She is very shy but not once you get to know her.

Yurie is the meanest,cutest,funniest woman you will ever meet.

by The best guy for u marques March 20, 2020

yuppie puppie

One who is raised by yuppies. Since all yuppies themselves are different, their offspring also vary. Most, though, grew up riding in the back of a Volvo station wagon on the way to soccer practice. Some went to private schools, where as others attend public school so that their parents can condescend the morons that generally are a dime a dozen in public school. The average yuppie puppie was taught to read college textbooks in preschool but will ultimately spend a lifettime living off of mom and dad.

Conner spent his childhood reading physics textbooks on the way to soccer practice. He's now in boarding school because he got kicked out of his quaint public school for teaching the class how to make crack. Yuppie senior is having a hard time explaining her yuppie puppie to the rest of the country club.

by lacoste_lover September 30, 2005

Yuppie

Usually a metrosexual- one who shops at stores named after people ie: Calvin Klein, Kenneth Cole, Ralph Lauren, Or Tommy Hilfiger. In addition, this person drives a nice car, most likely a BMW, and drinks large amounts of starbucks.

There is no way I am going into the AA meeting, I'll be the only yuppie there!

by lexie Newman January 26, 2004

yarpie

Slang name for A south African.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003