yoda

An infection of the penis.

Man I've got a wicked yoda.

by Yoda|E-Thuggin June 12, 2003

yoda

Yoda was the wisest and most powerful Jedi Master in the history of the order. He got owned by Palpatine though, and had to exile his sorry green posterior to Dagobah.

"Do not... Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, kicked my green ass he did."- Yoda

by Jebadiah Crump December 28, 2005

yoda

slang for marijuana.

Guy 1: Dude, do you have any yoda on you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I was gonna go out back and fight the empire for awhile.

by cipher447 August 22, 2010

yoda

a short green guy who learned enlgish from some guy across the Mexican boarder

"All day i worked and the money mine is, bruno!" -Yoda

by Thor 1942 July 12, 2007

yoda

a psycho who SMOKES WEEEEEED

dis some goooood shit mutha fucka

by iszy November 5, 2003

yoda

A large, enormus, horse-hung, retractable penis.

Yoda pimps out all of the R2's with his yoda.

by Ewok Commander June 12, 2005

yoda

an elder who is strong in the ways of the force

dang dude that guys a yoda hes old AND he can screw you good!!!!! mmmmmm

by heinzketchup January 17, 2003