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WoWtard

noun (n)

1. someone so addicted to the game World of Warcraft that they do not realize that it isn't real. Often characterized by daily usage of gaming terms such as zerg and instance in conversations with normal people.

2. a social pariah that cannot relate to the real world or normal people in any way without trying to impose WoWisms into the short-lived conversation.
Joe: "Hi Bob, how was your weekend?"

Bob: "Oh man it was awesome! My guild zerged MC and gots lots of phats... epics man! you know, epics!? Zerging is great wow! Anyways, later we were in WSG pvp'ing when this NE rogue got the drop on me. WTF i said... I'm an Orc warrior! What was he thinking? So i said: 'oh noes it's a rogue', but you know, he didnt understand that cuz he's alliance and i'm horde .. probably sounded like 'zxcsafdwzz xzcaewrd' or something .. anyways i took my epics and shoved them right up his ass! wtfpwnd! oh it was great! he didnt understand what i said but he got the point ... hey wait a minute .. rogues .. got the point .. haha get it? oh of course you do! damn i LOL when i said that! lmao that's great ...

Joe: "oh look at the time. what a shame, i have to go ... stupid wowtard "
by Real Life July 24, 2008
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Fort Worth

Fort Worth is the fifth-largest city in the state of Texas and the seventeenth-largest city in the United States. Situated in North Texas and a cultural gateway into the American West, Fort Worth covers nearly 300 square miles.

It went from a sleepy outpost to a bustling town when it became a stop along the legendary Chisholm Trail, the dusty path where millions of cattle were driven North to market. Fort Worth became the center of the cattle drives, and later, the ranching industry. Its location on the Old Chisholm Trail, helped establish Fort Worth as a trading and cattle center and earned it the nickname "Cowtown."
by samifers December 17, 2008
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Stab-worthy

One of the many brilliant words to come out of Seinfeld. Anyone who can be loved (or hated) enough as to be impaled by a sharp object.
Elaine: I mean, think about it, Jerry. There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion. I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment.
Jerry: Yeah, too bad he didn't get shot. He could have been the one.
by f1fan October 4, 2009
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more trouble than it's worth

high maintenance; requiring excessive investments of effort that may not be exceeded by the return
The fact that Glen M. is not a rational actor makes him more trouble than he's worth.
by N1913 July 1, 2005
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wowoh

Friend 1: I've set us up on a double date with two fine ladies.
Friend 2: I think I'll pass. I promised the guys I would help them finish this quest on WoW.
Friend 1: ...
Friend 2: you know? wowoh
Friend 1: Dude, you're going to stay a virgin forever.
by coolguy1042 August 14, 2009
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gilmore worthy

Something Worthy for the Gilmore Girls to eat.
The Gilmore Girls are notorious for eating crazy amounts of Junkfood and Coffee.
Fifi :"They have great coffee at that new cafe down the street"
Muffin:"It may be good but is it gilmore worthy?"Gil
by Kristin O May 1, 2006
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rubber worthy

The determination of the fuck-worthiness of a female.(ie-whether they're worth wasting a rubber on). Analagous to Seinfeld's Elaine inspired "sponge worthy".
That girl looks pretty hot but I'm just not certain she's rubber worthy.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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