When you are getting a HandJob, BlowJob, or have Sex and right when you are about to Blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier
by CALU2008 February 3, 2010
Get the wounded soldier mug.I should have skull fucked that slut last night, instead. I didn't know she was riding the cotton pony until I looked down and noticed I had a wounded warrior. I had to take a bath of shame to wash that shit off.
by Bad Karma TX May 15, 2016
Get the wounded warrior mug.1 ~A Bitter-ass woman that uses her self-induced bad experiences to fuel her rage and takes it out on the world....especially as it pertains to men. She never takes accountability for her own actions.
2~ Female in a group of females that is the easiest one to pick up. Sell her a few dreams and she's like putty in your hands. Inexperienced, vulnerable and gullible to your bullshit.
2~ Female in a group of females that is the easiest one to pick up. Sell her a few dreams and she's like putty in your hands. Inexperienced, vulnerable and gullible to your bullshit.
1~ "She runs around here behaving like a Wounded Gazelle. She needs to calm the fuck down."
2~ "Bretherin, I've spotted me a Wounded Gazelle."
2~ "Bretherin, I've spotted me a Wounded Gazelle."
by Zub-Zee July 15, 2022
Get the Wounded Gazelle mug.A Snail Trail performed while the actor is menstruating. Named for the resemblence the after-effect bears to blood tracks left by a wounded animal. Typically performed as an act of revenge or a practical joke, and rarely with the willing consent of the recipient.
My girlfriend was mad at me last night, so she gave me a wounded deer while I was sleeping and took a picture.
by NL1981 October 27, 2011
Get the Wounded Deer mug.Situational; When a person begins dating another and then finds out that this person's previous relationship has been "difficult" to get over.
Synonomous with: "Rebound".
Synonomous with: "Rebound".
by asylus July 17, 2007
Get the Wounded Bird mug.Noun; A limp or feminine handshake given by a man. Typically the wrist is bent with the fingers pointing towards the ground.
A bewildered Joe Ham could barely contain himself when he was offered a wounded paw from the CEO of his Fortune 500 company.
by Electric0316 October 13, 2011
Get the Wounded Paw mug.A man's penis that has a fissure, or broken skin as a result of too much sex. Occurs after vigorous masturbation to some.
I was on a mission last nigt, maneuvering for over three hours. This morning I noticed my wounded soldier.
by Budzilla September 14, 2008
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