Wet wooley

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's butt

Last night I gave John a wet wooley and now I have poop under my fingernail....

by Stickydixs July 18, 2019

woolly dog

Used in an Australian phrase, meaning to "fuck off."

1. Get a big black woolly dog up ya!

2. Get a woolly dog up ya!

by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009

woolly pully

a hand-job given in a location so cold, it must be administered by someone wearing mittens

Guy 1: Man, me and my girl were mackin' in my car last night, but it was so cold that when the time came she had to give me a woolly pully.

Guy 2: Nice.

by papa_squat_0516 April 12, 2011

woolly

1. Refering to a piece of writing that has been fleshed out, where the writer/author has rambled about the subject matter.

2. Sheep are covered in wool, and are therefore woolly.

"Mr X, This is far too woolly..."

by Bluestone March 9, 2005

wooley mammoth

The act of having not shaven for awhile and pulling down your pants down and placing your hands in a thumbs up position by your doodle and rubbing it on someone and making a mammoth noise.

friend uno: Hey dude look at this.
friend tres: What?
friend uno: (wooley mammoth noise)
friend dose: He just wooley mammoth your face.

by The Cute Sleeper July 27, 2010

Woobley Joobley

The aftermath of intense sexual intercourse in which the female, or gay male, is not capable of walking straight, feels light headed, and uncontrollably grinning.

Example 1
Bro 1: What's up with your girl?

Bro 2: I gave her the woobley jooblies!

Example 2
Chick: he makes me all woobley joobley!

by yyeeaauuhh! July 20, 2011

wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017