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<The perquisite of Sword Fights.> A challenge between two males with soft penis' peck back and fourth with their limp wieners. First one to become erect, loses.
My buddy and I wanted to play sword fights but needed to get a boner first, so we played did some woodpecking before.
by RedRabbit04 May 20, 2011
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A show on fox kids about a woodpecker
Man 1: The new woody woodpecker show is airing at 2pm. Fuck

man 2: U can record it
by Woodystan69 April 6, 2021
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Word for a slut. A female that sucks really good dick. Formed at a bar at the Jersey Shore by three men by the name of Alex, Nick, and James. Seriously Men. This is where it all started. #downthehatchet
That delta phi epsilon was a great woodpecker
by Jimmy697969 July 6, 2018
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a guy with a tiny penis ( a pecker) but it is erected.
man that guy must have a woodpecker after seeing that chick.
by your mothers daddy June 21, 2008
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woodpeckah

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That singer is woodpeckah!
by Togo April 24, 2008
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woodpeckering

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taking on the persona of a woodpecker at night with your male partner, especially when he is dead tired.

This could involve any of these four actions, usually in this order: 1) asking deep, eerie, emotional questions and demanding answers like a persistent woodpecker 2) wearing a hard-billed hat and poking vigorously along your partner's forehead until he answer your questions 3) making a pseudo woodpecker beak with your two index fingers pointing out from your face and woodpecking his mouth then sucking and licking his lips and mouth as if searching for food until he answers your questions 4) giving him a woodpecker-themed blow job if he hasn't yet smothered you
"Dude, why is your girl so smothered and dead?"
"Oh, last night she thought woodpeckering was life-worthy behavior."
by woodpeckergirl May 6, 2015
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Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.
Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!
by Russel bennet February 1, 2017
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