why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts
"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"
by hehe farts in french July 07, 2021
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Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 20, 2022
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Why do I like cloud so much?

A phrase mostly said by a good friend of mine that has a crush on someone who’s code name is “cloud
Why do I like cloud so much?
I don’t know
But their so nice…
by carranza6520 May 03, 2022
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Why do people hate?

Because you're not beyond contempt collectively or individually.
Hym "Why do people hate? Because you're not impossible to hate and the reason are legion."
by Hym Iam February 11, 2024
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-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...
by BennieBen1335 February 09, 2018
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why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.
Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even
by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021
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why u do this to me

People Say this as a kind of meme
by Deathare October 12, 2021
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