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Tag Team Beef Wellington

A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"
by Esor December 19, 2013
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Sir Wellington

I think I just saw someone in the bathroom eating cereal while doing a Sir Wellington!!
by TheBORAXkid92 June 11, 2016
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Welling

A nonchalant way of saying that someone is bullshitting. The "weller" is usually egotistical and tries to explain something they truly don't know in order to appear intelligent. It's also often associated with flapping of the shirt near the collar (like on a hot humid day)in order alleviate themselves from bullshit overload and is now the international way of insinuating that someone is welling.
Albert: "I wonder why you have to prepay for gas in NJ."
Chris: "Well you see well well the gas pump numbers just keep rolling thats why. I know this because I read up on it back when I went to Berklee university."

1. He's so good at welling if he went on jeopardy he'd have an answer and explanation for every question.

2. You'll always feel safe with a weller because what you don't know, they'll always have a confident answer for.
by Mr. Pompo November 6, 2008
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Wellington College

A co-ed British boarding school in Crowthorne that tries to be as liberal and hippie as possible to the point where it may give off an international school vibe. Also an institution where the average student is twice as athletic as anybody their age. Overal a pretty nice place but can suffer from the general problems schools of the elite have. Pupils and staff also refer to it as "Welly"
Man the Wellington College rugby team is totally the best.
by TheCatwithWings42 July 26, 2018
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beef wellington

Two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face. Each man takes turns slapping the other's penis with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. Whoever gets the erection loses!
Tony and Mike won't stop playing beef wellington!
by mjmjmj56 March 7, 2009
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Wellington

place. Only the best city in New Zealand! Struth! From the beehive-shaped legislative buildings to the furnicular railroad that takes you down to the cricket rink there is little about Wellington that won't stop your heart with its grandeur.

Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.

Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.
Wellington is nearly as pretty as Christchurch and, with a good bit of work, could be as interesting as Auckland.

Without the first-class rugby.

Right.
by gnostic 1 December 10, 2012
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Beef Wellington

When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.
The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington
by Andy_Alphabitz August 14, 2009
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