Wallet, Phone and Keys

A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"

Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave

Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?

Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.

by c.o_any February 5, 2010

Wallet Vampire

A woman or girlfriend who constantly wishes for her boyfriend to spend unreasonable amounts of money on her. Includes buying her gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants, and spending money on celebrating every unimportant anniversary such as 5 months since their first kiss.

Dan: Hey man, when are you gonna get a new tv

Tom: Not anytime soon....

Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?

Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week

Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire

by Ari Fuckin Gold January 25, 2010

Don't drop the Wallet

Don't drop the wallet
The Synonym of Don't Drop the soap only this is to be used in competitive play video games when participating in "Money Matches."

"I'm gonna win that tournament and win 1000 dollars!!!"

-Don't drop the wallet

by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

Juice Wallet

Vagina

A vagina is a juice wallet

by King Byron October 14, 2008

nigger wallet

An adjective used to define empty space.

This room is nigger wallet.

by prid95 February 13, 2009

wallet bait

When an advert (online or offline) or a general public marketing stunt involves a rather attractive and bewitching female to stimulate either:

a) enough interest that you will click the advert (online) or visit their site (offline).

and/or

b) interest in buying their product(s).

Sometimes the link between the attractive woman and the actual product can be ridiculously tenuous.

"Those Facebook ads with that cute chick on are total wallet bait. The service itself sucks!"

"Dude convention girls are such wallet bait, I spent 20 minutes chatting to 'Jenny', I don't even *like* cars."

by Matthew1471 April 10, 2009

wallet crater

when the outline of a condom can be seen on the outside of your wallet

Dude! I can totally see that wallet crater. Can you hook me up?

by Phun E duder October 23, 2009