waffle stomp

when you shit standing up in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your heel

i had to waffle stomp lats night because i couldnt hold it in long enough

by Yomomgym December 20, 2019

Chocolate Waffle

A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.

Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.

n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.

See also UpperDeck

Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.

by SidJihad November 5, 2013

Wafflemama

A total MILF and a cougar, probably your best friend's mom. She is kind and loving, but in a slightly suggestive way. Capable of making the most delicous waffles at any time, especially for inebraited persons. Will support awesome things like underage drinking and smoking, as long as "She didn't know about it." Genereally the hottest cougar you always wish you had the balls to tap.

Man, if I was older... and way ballsier... I'd be all over that wafflemama...

by wildekarrde April 15, 2009

waffle dunker

(Noun) Derived from the 2009 movie Gamer, a waffle dunker is a person who lives primarily online. Much like a catfish, they misrepresent themselves thru avatars and bold online personas. The reality is like the huge mountain of a man dunking waffles in syrup while he pretended to be a female playing the game "society" in the movie Gamer.

(Verb)
1. To spend too long a stretch of time doing nothing but gaming at the expense of personal hygiene.

2. Engaging in false relationships online strictly as entertainment.

(Noun) Pretty sure that chick you are texting with is really a waffle dunker.

(Verb)
1.I spent the whole weekend waffle dunking.

2. Some games are just too creepy because all the waffle dunking.

by AitchBee August 5, 2014

waffla

chatting shit or lying

girl 1: sorry but i cant let you fuck me my mom said so
Boy 1:stop being a waffla and bend over

by bumrapist6000 June 26, 2019

gay waffle

A REALLY GAY WAFFLE

LOOK AT ALEX
HES A RELLY GAY WAFFLE

by AlexDaBaws February 24, 2017

Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015