Vatican Assassin Warlock

n. Charlie Sheen. Don't believe it? He admitted it himself during his radio meltdown!

News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!

by loop zoop July 1, 2011

warlock

In World of Warcraft, someone who is addicted to "shards". These shards are a potent drug in the game, giving the Warlock a delusion of being all-powerful and undefeatable in combat. Running out of shards causes withdrawal effects like feeling weak and vulnerable, so Warlocks will do anything to replenish their shard supply, up to and including murder.

"If my Warlock didn't run out of shards, that n00b Warrior would never beat me."

by Maurog June 9, 2007

Walcott

(noun) - Someone who starts something with a great deal of promise, only to finish it poorly.

(verb) - The act of starting with promise, only to finish poorly.

Theo Walcott is an English footballer who makes a habit of beginning with promise, whether on the pitch in a single game, or in his career in general, only to finish disappointingly.

Arsenal walcotted out of Europe this season.

Theo himself was a Walcott at the 2006 World Cup.

by C.A.Joak June 21, 2012

Walcan

a genetic synthesis between a Walnut and a Pecan

by Cesar Raul Mena March 31, 2003

Sexual Warlock

1. A Male That Is Great At Sex

2. A Guy That Is Always Horny But Looks Like A Warlock

1. Man, Sergio Is Such A Sexual Warlock!

2. Todd Always Has A Boner. It's Huge But He Looks Like A Fuckin' Warlock

by HugeBoner99 April 9, 2010

Walican

A creature that is half-walrus, half-pellican. The Walican's main form slightly resembles a gross, deformed, woman. Also, the features and characteristics of a walrus, as well as a pellican. The Walican may also have the ability to take the form of other obese, disgusting, women. It's goal is to have sex with any man at all costs and/or turn them gay. It is a fact, most men who lay eyes upon the Walican will never want to see anouther woman and those that sleep with it will never be straight again.

"Whats that over there?"

"Oh, shit! It's the Walican!"

"Quick, gouge my eyes out!"

by Bruce Wang September 22, 2008

Walchism

A blatant attempt at gratifying one's ego by inserting one's name into the popular vernacular.

This guy I know took his last name and added '-ism' to it just to make a word he could post on Urban Dictionary--Walchism City!

by Joseph, Christopher Walch December 9, 2004