Volvo-driving soccer moms

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008

Volvo

'Guy Speak': Acronym. Meaning Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening. Used to cover up the fact they are talking about a womans nasty genitals after childbirth...when either in the company of women or not.

"My Volvo just doesn't perform the way it used to."

"Damn, she's got a Volvo down there"

"My wife's Volvo has far too many miles on it, it's impossible to even get it to tunrover in the morning."

by James March 7, 2004

blue volvo

bluevolvo noun: virtual transportion used by googletown misfits, googlebangers, and artgoofs intoxicated by the evanescent googlegeist.

yosefa and rachel were seen riding the the blue volvo last night somewhere between the moon and nyc: could it be a benign mutation of bluetooth syndrome?

by rahel January 28, 2008

Voldy

Voldy is the nickname of Voldemort, the ugly, nosy, villain of Harry Potter, who kills people because mummy didn't love him (or anyone else).

Voldy is so clingy. He hides on the back of people's heads and in their diaries. What a stalker.

by This Is The Pseudonym January 8, 2017

volvo warehouse

It is one of the largest shops on the planet, where the car-make Volvos are sold. Situated in northern Croatia, it is one of the most popular shops in that country. Millions turn up each day to purchase new cars.

Shall we go shopping in the Volvo warehouse for your birthday?

by lollipuddle June 10, 2010

Voovy

Punk or soft. Often used as trash talk or disrespect

Ant: "Aye bro see me in 2k imma meet you in steve's room"
Torey: "me and Mehkai about to play madden I hate 2k"
Ant: "Bruh you a voovy just play me. Stop being scared"

by xking_antx April 7, 2017

Volvo Wave

When someone flashes a “Spock” sign as a wave when they pass a fellow Volvo driver. Similar to a Jeep wave but better.

That guy just gave me the Volvo wave.

by KBbro February 11, 2018