Volcano man

A pissed off person.

My friend was a volcano man when i got his sister pregnant.

by Bobby Richards February 26, 2010

volcanic ass

The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.

I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

Volcacious

Hot volcanic woman, fiery, hot and saucy

She stood there stood there smouldering in the doorway, the sexual heat radiating from her was volcacious

by Omega Jones December 16, 2014

Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it

Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.

by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015

Vildan

Vildan is a beautiful girl with good ass.

You're such a beautiful vildan

by goezzdee January 29, 2017

nose volcano

when someone peforms fellatio on you until you ejaculate, then before they have a chance to swallow it or spit it out, you put your hand over their mouth and tickle them so the splooge flies out of their nose(reminiscent of milk at the elementary school lunch table)

I didn't want her to suck me off ever again, so I gave her a nose volcano

by Brandi B. December 16, 2004

Spicy Volcano

The act of when a sexual partner inserts hot sauce into the eye of the penis and proceeds to perform a hand job with a deep heat lubricant until the recivee ejaculates a red lava like orgasim

Simon: Bob, why are you in hospital?
Bob: the Mrs gave me the ol' Spicy Volcano last night.

by Punkydooster October 12, 2016