Vietnam Booby Trap 

When a dude goes down to South East Asia and tries to rape a hooker but it turns out she has a dick and ends up raping you!

Brett White took a week off of work to go to the Indian Red Light District and ended up coming home early after he fell into a Vietnam Booby Trap.

Vietnam Booby Trap by 8===)(===8:(96 March 23, 2011

vietnam war 

Yet another example of France fucking up and the US riding in to bail their sorry asses out. Unfortunately for them, it didn't work out as well as the World Wars and the US got a bloody nose. Statistically the war went relatively well for America, but gross political mismanagement and the mass media's attempts to force public opinion against the war crippled the military's efforts and America ultimately had to pull out. Basically, the Vietnam War was lost in America, not in Vietnam.

The USA could have easily won the Vietnam War by playing fast and hard, but worthless politicians kept them on such a tight leash they could only hope to tickle North Vietnam and only after being punched in the face. Or we could have returned de Gaulle's favor and told the damn frogs to fuck off in the beginning and spared ourselves the whole experience.

vietnam war by C++ June 22, 2006

Vietnam War 

The only war the United States has ever lost. After WW2 and the rise of the USSR, North Vietnam became a communist region. The US was afraid that if South Vietnam fell to communism, other small countries would also become communist. At first they sent advisors to the South's army but they needed extra support so US troops were sent. It was a war of attrition, victories were won not by total area gained but by body count. It was a very nasty war, with a lot of hatred by the American public. Over 50,000 american soldiers died, as opposed to the 2 million North Vietnamese killed. A lot of American pilots were shot down and captured as POWs and sent to camps, such as the famous "Hanoi Hilton" that became a symbol of the barbaric Vietcong. Contrary to popular belief, the US never lost a battle in Vietnam. Nixon decided to pull out due to the negative opinion of the war and to secure his reelection calling it "Peace with honor". The State Dept lost the war folks, not the military.

My ROTC instructor was a Huey pilot in the Vietnam War.

Vietnam War by steven63 March 1, 2012

Vietnam Hand Grenade

Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum. Tie up the end then raise the cum-filled-condom up in the air and chuck it at the girl's face like a water balloon. Try to break her nose.

That bitch sucks in bed so I did a Vietnam Hand Grenade on her face. She is in the hospital today with a broken nose.

Vietnam Hand Grenade by jonathan134667 November 5, 2005

Vietnam War 

A war where America stuck it's nose where it shouldn't of and subsequently got chased out of the country like crying little schoolgirls.

Also the Americans slaughtered countless innocent women and children under the belief that they were spies and conspirators.

America was defeated by a country with less than 1/10 of their military, population and economic capacity.

Vietnam War by Cini August 29, 2005

vietnam drinking game

A drinking game (a variation of beer pong) modeled after the America Involvement in Vietnam. Two players set up cups filled with an alcoholic drink. The American side sets up many cups in an orderly fashion while the Vietnamese side sets up there cups in a random disorienting fashion. When a ball goes into an american cup, the cup is drunken and replace with another cup. When a Vietnamese cup is hit, it is drunken and then not replaced. The Vietnamese lose when all of the cups are gone. The Americans can replace all of their hit cups indefinitely, and can only lose when they give up.

Jon and mike played the vietnam drinking game last night, Jon went through a full case of beer before he gave up that debacal .

vietnam drinking game by kurttheengineer January 22, 2014

Vietnam-Vet 

An old, grizzled, wounded and war-torn snatch that has seen a lot of action and looks traumatised by conflict.....

That Cougar that I copped off with at Cinderella Rockefellers the other night was older than I thought, she had a real "Vietnam-Vet" down there.......I should've called a medic

Vietnam-Vet by cheffykins April 23, 2011