Cleft of venus

The most perfect, tightest, V shaped pussy. These pussies are the Holy Grail of female genitalia. instead of saggy, ears and flaps, there 2 tight lobes that are visible.

Guy 1: Due, my girlfriends pussy is so tight!
Guy 2: she probably has a cleft of Venus.

by the rooster of cornville January 6, 2012

Vendu

Vendu is a Congolese person who does not eat pondu, just like there is a vegetarian, a vegan, you can also be vendu

Friend:Hey Michelle would you like some pondu?
Michelle: No thank you, I've become vendu

by Real Congolese Man April 9, 2019

venustraphobia

Fear, often quite debilitating, of beautiful/attractive women.

Synonym: caligynephobia

Jack says his heart-rate goes up, he starts shaking and can't think clearly when he is in the presence of an attractive woman. He has venustraphobia.

by Anonymus1984AD December 23, 2008

Jesse Ventura

A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"

When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!

Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass

by TucoPacifico May 18, 2009

Venus

A beautiful woman with an adorable personality to match. This woman is usually very carefree and playful. She will be easily broken, but strong when it comes to opinions. When you're around Venus, you can't help but to smile.

"Venus feels really strongly about not liking him!"

"Venus is gorgeous. She's my world."

by BabyIsBeautiful September 12, 2011

a Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the Venture Brothers episode Operation P.R.O.M.

The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.

Escort: I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."

by excuse for a prom November 28, 2010

Venus Snatch Trap

A girl who keeps a man only by her sexual skills.

Man why havent you ditched that bitch yet?
That bitch has me with her Venus Snatch Trap.

by tunazz June 15, 2008