A person who's mother enjoys partaking in random promiscuous sex involving food and swallowing midgets whole with the vagina. Such acts thus result in a partly fishy, partly moldy bread, odor emitting vagina, which can be smelled from a considerable distance.
Dude that guy's a Van, his mom got paper mache'd by a gang bang of midgets with some turkey drumsticks.
by kittykat223 October 29, 2011
the most fucked up shoe a person can have
i mean they are FUCKED UP, i mean they are like omega shit clompers
but if your gonna get vans, dont get the checkered kinds
i mean they are FUCKED UP, i mean they are like omega shit clompers
but if your gonna get vans, dont get the checkered kinds
by Bros Call Me DP September 09, 2006
by DiVonnie September 29, 2005
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CONFORMIST SHOE. worn by everyone now. the thin ones were what skaters wear when there not skating. although now EVERYONE wears them. the 50 something year old bitch biology teacher, the emos, the preps, the jocks. they used to be cool but now mostly non skaters wear them. so get choself some emerica winos
preppy girl:"liek omg i luv vans and hollister"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"
by keepskatin'bro June 04, 2012
@m3ric@n dud3: "Yoz! That'z my homez Gary Van Zi. No wait, it's Twain Van Pel. No, no, no... It's Berkeley Van Order!"
Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."
Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."
by BeerChuggin'German September 07, 2009
by hardXcore vanna August 10, 2006