Pissing Upside Down

Engaging in a frustrating pursuit that consumes more effort that it is worth. The idea is that "pissing upside down" is an ineffective way to do something very simple, and likely results in getting wet.

See Struggle-Bug

"I just wanted to get a quart of oil out of the garage but I bumped the boxes of scrapbooking supplies, which knocked over a bottle of brake fluid that split open and is getting everywhere. Now I'm pissing upside down."

by skippy123456 January 31, 2009

upside-down volcano

The act of deficating in an explosive manner. This is usually a diahrea dump resembling a volcanic eruption, upside-down.

I just took the worst shit ever. It was an upside-down volcano.

by ruppge December 8, 2007

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme

This is when a girl is giving you dome whilst doing an upper decker in your parents bathroom while they are asleep.

Yo cindy gave me a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme in my parnets bathroom while they were asleep

by ROBE to the RT December 21, 2005

pineapple upside down cake

The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.

We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.

by dawgtopper September 8, 2011

upside-down margarita

A way of preparing a margarita where someone sits in a chair with their head held back and their mouth wide open. Someone else then pours in their mouth a shot of margarita mix followed by a shot of tequilla a little more mix. When finished, the one who received the drink leans forward, shakes their head to mix the ingredients and drinks it in one gulp.

Sit over here I'll give you an upside-down margarita!

by Captain Bluebeard April 15, 2007

Upside-down Saxophone

A fellatio technique where the giver is cupping and massaging the testicles and moving the fingers as if the person was playing a saxophone upside down.

"She looks like she is playing an upside-down saxophone with that guys cock."

by Tonytouch January 31, 2008

upside down turban

Wrapping your testicles in a cloth (usually cold and wet) to provide comfort on hot days.

Mike was sweating buckets at his desk and thus proceeded to put on an upside down turban.

by Steve Saner May 23, 2006