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Performing a small umbrella involves three or more individuals in a sex act. The man or one of the men in the situation uses their erect penis as a “small umbrella” to shield another’s face from the third, or more, person’s ejaculate.
The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos was Small Umbrella.
The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos was Small Umbrella.
Person 1: I’m so glad he did a small umbrella. I don’t like getting it in my eye.
Person 2: so jealous.
Person 2: so jealous.
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In recent years Black Umbrella has become available on the U.S. drug market, although due to its reputation of potency it's usually avoided by anyone other than experienced stoners and dumb rich teenagers who don't know better.
In recent years Black Umbrella has become available on the U.S. drug market, although due to its reputation of potency it's usually avoided by anyone other than experienced stoners and dumb rich teenagers who don't know better.
Gunter: "Hey Miley, I scored some Black Umbrella! Want a toke?"
Miley: "Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night! I wish I had like, 500!"
Miley: "Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night! I wish I had like, 500!"
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It's the unofficial title for the person/role above you at work, who takes the heat from management/owners.
This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..
This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..
"I'd like to apply for a higher paying, more senior position at the office, but I wouldn't want to end up being the shit umbrella for the whole department".
by BigE_from_New_York_City April 6, 2010
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