Tight undies

It is the joy of having a bonerific time in your pants. When your snake gets larger due to interactions of various human kinds, it can lead to the situation of 'Tight undies'.
An example of this:
Boy 1: Oh hey theres that chic I want to ask out, should I do it?
Boy 2: Yeah go for it dude
*Boy 1 walks over*
Boy 1: Hey babesickle, wanna go out this weekend?
Girl: Yeah sure, but what is that bulging in your pants, looks like your undies are getting a bit tighter
Boy 1: Well you see, old beatrice got a bit excited downstairs when I saw you, so yeah... Bloody tight undies
by Max Barnes September 7, 2013
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undying legend

an egyptian man who has a gay relationship. usually undying legends live in canada
bruh this dudes an undying legend
by pkfire.exe February 27, 2019
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Undie Varmint

A slang for either gender's genitalia.
" I sure would like to tame your Undie Varmint"
by Drewdad71 July 22, 2020
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undie punch

to be reamed unknowingly, usualy from behind while still wearing ones underwear. resulting in undies being stuffed into the oriface in question
i gave that bitch from starbucks a rightious undie punch..
she was all like

"AWWWWWW i say stop that young man dont punch my underwear into my date"

"captain to the bridge, there has been a royal undie punching on the lower deck"
by reg the great October 16, 2007
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Undie nuggie

Poo in your underwear
When you leave a poo nugget in your undies. ‘You’ve got a undie nuggie mate ‘
by Ramrodthinks May 7, 2021
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Undying Draw

A person who always promise you something without the intention of making it real.

A person who always tell 'great stories' about him / herself where in fact they didn't actually happen OR they actually did but only 1% on the story is true.

A person who always have the same experience as your only that his / her experiences are more "extreme" than yours. So extreme to the point the they are already doubtful.

A 'professional' liar and a deceiver.
Goth: Hey Mike, boss said our company will give a salary increase next month!

Mike: Pfft! That undying draw? In your dreams.

. . .

Trisha: Jeff, I already slept with a Lion!

Jeff: Me too! But with Hyenas too!

Trisha: Wow! That's great! (...undying draw...)

. . .

PSA: Beware of Undying Draws offering you cheap products!
by Spectre from above April 14, 2010
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Big undies

Referring to the overweight or obese female community.
"Based on his last three girlfriends, I think it's safe to say Steve's into big undies."
by STsSaveTime March 12, 2009
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