during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.
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This job is really sucks, plus my boss hates me, I feel like he is going to open the umbrella inside.
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"Yo Pete, how'd things go with Carolyn last night?
"Pretty good bro, she was diggin everything until I gave her an umbrella."
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Man we were all gonna get laid, and then Eddie the Umbrella showed up and cock blocked all of us.
Man, he is such an Umbrella man, it was raining pussy up in here, and then boom Eddie showed up.... The Umbrella!
Man, he is such an Umbrella man, it was raining pussy up in here, and then boom Eddie showed up.... The Umbrella!
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Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other; you can stand under my umbrella.
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