Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 6, 2022

tweetassness

Being a bitchass on twitter.

Person # 1: This guy is doesn't know how to post shit bro.

Person # 2: Psh, this nigga and his tweetassness.

by El Muffino July 15, 2009

tweetatyalataz

Break it up, Tweet at You Later. Very nice phrase to tell your tweeple that you'll be back. Popularized by Twitter user YOitzivy

tweetatyalataz my peeps

by TwitM December 11, 2009

tweetslapped

When someone bitches you out on twitter for a stupid/innappropriate/politically incorrect/offensive/dumbass tweet

Person 1: Cheryl just bitched me out for calling Mel Gibson a fag.

Person 2: Yeah, you got tweetslapped.

by Waterbare31 July 20, 2010

tweetando

When a Mexican is tweeting

That vato loco is always tweetando.

by Nacho Camacho June 3, 2016

Tweetstroke

A Twitter rant that out-rants a garden-variety tweetstorm.

'If one speech at the Globes can bring on a tweetstorm like that, it'll be all-out TWEETSTROKE after the Oscars.'

by PrinceOfPetty January 11, 2017

tweetislature

To rule, set laws, or govern via Twitter

Donald Trump thought he could pass tweetislature but got bitch slapped by Lady Justice

by JeMaSh July 27, 2017