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ree-turted

When one has achieved enlightenment through the practice of ingesting the smoke of the marijuanna leaf, said enlightenment maybe mistaken for a form of mental retardation hence the term "ree-turted".
"dude-babe, last night at the frat house i was so ree-turted i gave this ugly woman named katie my pipe".
by al ahuakbar January 10, 2017
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I trusted you so much bruh

Word used by maselangs after someone snitches on them to the police in singapore. Very Famous examples on singapore instagram.
"Haha get reported to the police maselang"

"I trusted you so much bruh"
by arfddop November 2, 2023
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double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.
While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.
by whtronin October 22, 2017
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Can't be trusted

Nooooo no no! It's just fucking spite bitch. Just spite. Nothing else. You aren't saving humanity by trying to steal from me. You would let me kill you all in an A.I. genocide before you would ever share your stolen authority with a peasant.
Hym "Oh no, you're right. I can't be trusted. But neither can any of you. You need to be excised from eachothers lives (with extreme prejudice) until you're no longer the obstacles you are. Even the peripheral effect you have is noxious.
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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