trunkbutt

Trunkbutt is the slang term for the medical condition known as a prolapsed rectum. This unpleasant, and unsightly condition can be caused by medical problems (specifically bacterial infections) or via the sexual overuse of the rectum through the long-term practice of anal intercourse. In the case of sexually induced trunkbutt, the pulling motions of the penis or other phallic object causes the ring of muscles of the anus to gradually protrude outward. The reality is that this malady looks nothing like an elephant's trunk. It cannot even be considered the closest approximation. But it does take its name from the mighty elephant.

After fifty long years of taking it up the dooker, Big Jim realized he had a nasty case of trunkbutt.

Can you poop standing with your tentacle trunkbutt?

by Trunkbutt April 21, 2003

Trunk

The part of a car where you put dead bodies. Some people buy a car based on the size of the trunk. The larger the trunk, the more bodies you can fit in the trunk.

(At a car dealer, viewing a new car..)
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."

Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)

Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"

Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"

by The_Buddy November 18, 2010

Trunk Tetris

A game played by owners of compact cars when they have a large amount of luggage, tools, dead hookers, etc. that won't readily fit in their small trunk. It involves placing different-shaped pieces in various configurations in the hopes that everything will somehow fit (hence Tetris). Failure leads to passengers with suitcases uncomfortably balanced on their laps, or the use of bungie cords.

Jane: How are we going to fit all my luggage into your '89 Camry?
John: I guess we'll have to play trunk tetris.

by Evil Timmy December 3, 2009

trunk dent

literal: a dent in the trunk of a car
alternatively: butt-crack

Dude, the plumber's pants were so low, he was definitely showing trunk dent

Not only are her pants so tight that she's got a muffin top, but she's flashing her trunk dent

by climbinggirl April 27, 2011

trunk drunk

A way to save money when going out on the town. You store a bottle of liquor in your trunk and frequently leave the night club to take a few shots in the parking lot.

I'm a bit short on cash, so I'm bringing a cheap bottle of vodka and going on a trunk drunk tonight.

by Bruce858 May 16, 2011

trunk mom

A mom that puts her kids in the trunk of a car

Ohhhh you're one of those moms *sees kids in the back of the trunk* aka trunk mom

by Tpeezy November 13, 2013

trunkage

A slightly prolapsed anus that resembles the short trunk of tree stump.

"Dude I was going down on this girl and I noticed her ass hole stuck out like a nipple!"

"Mate that's sounds like some mad, trunkage"

by Phillipjfry110011 January 25, 2017