Egotistic Trolling Moment

A trolling moment where you say something egotistic about yourself. (Usually out of the blue)

Troll: I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.

Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.

Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.

Someone Else: ...

Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.

Someone Else: ...

by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011

gold membership trolling

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.

Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.

by The Real Driller March 31, 2020

Truffling

The art of rummaging around in a ones nostril for a tasty treat. A complete lack of shame and decorum means that this can be done at any time and in any place regardless of who might be watching.

Oh look. Gary's Truffling again.

Every day I'm Truf-f-f-ling

by The Truffel Chaser June 28, 2012

why are you telling me this

What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told

Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?

Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?

by Seth Kraeder February 10, 2009

Double Trolling

The act of synchronizing one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks with a friend on an innocent by-stander because it's the internet.

Crystal: Tha little details are the once dat matter:) ♥
Christopher: Ones!
Jonathan: Ones!
Crystal Ann Gonzalez: Ahh honest mistake no ones perfect guys!
Christopher: Except us!
Jonathan: Except us!
Crystal: Ahh why do you guys have to be double trolling people like that?

by Rogue Redox May 19, 2011

ass-truffling

akin to how a pig truffles in the forest for the famously hard to find truffle mushroom, "ass-truffling" is the act of snorfling around in the drawers of your lover looking for dingle berry gifts to sniff and chew.

Your average ass-truffler will make grunting noises followed by squeals of delight when treasures are unearthed.

*ew ew ew* *get away get away get away* help meeee, this guy I brought home from the bar is ass-truffling meeeeeeeeee!!!!

*smacks him unconscious*

by hello world champion April 7, 2011

we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann

very epic and famous words

Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.

by delonei June 17, 2021