Travel dump

Taking that huge dump at home after being constipated during a trip.

The food in Chicago was great during my business trip, but it really stopped me up for a couple of days. Thank God I finally took a travel dump today, I was getting worried.

by FreddieFred June 28, 2015

travel bonus

An unexpected erection when travelling on public transport usually caused by vibrations from bumpy roads or turbulence on a plane.

That bus ride was so bumpy I got a travel bonus

by crudfactory January 22, 2010

Travel Wanker

Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.

"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."

by IrishNBA September 30, 2018

travel vag

The unclean condition of one's vagina after travelling for a long period of time

She got out of my car and all I could smell was her travel vag

by Moose27 January 26, 2014

fellow traveller

a Communist sympathizer; someone with socialist leanings

Senator Joseph McCarthy (R-Wis) was convinced that fellow travellers were infiltrating the US government.

by Christopher Drake April 21, 2008

travel fat

A stray erection that occurs out of nowhere whilst travelling.

Damn, I think I just cracked a travel fat.

by Anonymous July 25, 2006

Time Traveling

When you get so drunk that you black out, but when you come back into consciousness you are in a new place at a future time.

After that last shot i started to time travel until i found myself on the bathroom floor.

by The Cab May 28, 2005