toritsene

Also known as Toné or Toe. She is the worst at replying. Absolutely fake. She will ghost you unless your initials are DPP, then she’ll ghost you, come back to life, then die again just so she can ghost you again. Never expect a reply from a Toritsene. Ever. Also has great confidence :)

Person 1: Hey, have you heard back from Toritsene?
Person 2: Of course not. I haven’t gotten a text back from her in years.

by casper the friendly replier August 24, 2020

Tortious

1. Something so terrifically wicked it causes terror.
2. constituting a tort.

1. Her singing was tortious.
2. This does not make the act tortious.

by 100%RealWords July 24, 2023

backwards tortoise

A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.

Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.

by mrsteveo March 24, 2009

Muichiro Tokito

Muichiro Tokito is the youngest among the nine pillars being 14 and easily is the cutest and most lovable hashira💯😻

He has short term memory and lost his twin to a demon when he was younger.

Muichiro Tokito is the youngest among the nine pillars being 14 and easily is the cutest and most lovable hashira💯😻

He has short term memory and lost his twin to a demon when he was younger.

Example:

A: Hey my favorite hashira is Muichiro

B: Same!!

A: You have great taste🤭

by Muichir0 June 25, 2022

The Gaming Tortoise

The person in your friend group that you always have to wait for when you're all playing games together because they are stuck on a level.

Bob: C'mon guys lets hurry this up!
Bill: *gets caught up*
Nathan: GUYS IM STUCK
Johnathan: *gets caught up* Hurry up! You're 100% The Gaming Tortoise of our friend group!

by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 5, 2023

Tortoise Launcher

Where defacating takes place into the inner workings of a high-powered vacuum. The vacuum is then set in the reverse operation to ejaculate your steaming excraments at very high velocity into the face of your loved one.

Dude, Wilbur totally screwed up my vacuum when he gave your girlfriend one wicked Tortoise Launcher.

by Wyatt Erp January 21, 2010

Reita Toritsuka

A perverted spirit medium from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. He oversexualizes the female body and relies on ghosts to try and hit on girls, since no one likes him lmao

Reita Toritsuka's a fucking pervert. No wonder none of the girls at PK Academy like him.

by NG@motherfunker August 22, 2021