tel-cell tool

the idiots that hang around in front of a tv camera or front row seats at an event+call someone on their cell phone to see if they're on tv and smile and wave

Hey dude, am i on TV? Look...i'm the one waving like a total dick. I'm a tel-cell tool....look at me

by mcat August 2, 2006

ask.com toolbar

A browser hijacker designed to infect people who just click through the Java installation to save time.

Idiot:I'll install Java to play the game!
*clicks through installation*
Message:Thanks for letting us put the ask.com toolbar/adware on your computer.

by schoolequalsboredom October 7, 2013

useless tool

Someone who is good for nothing

Don't be such a useless tool mate, it isn't hard to work out which shoe goes on which foot

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

tool gobbler

a person who eats cock

Dave is a tool gobbler,but i still like him./ Sally is a fucking tool gobbler.

by steev c. May 23, 2006

toolface

Near cousin of dickhead, but may be more of a poonce. (More of an air of self-importance).

Get off your high-horse, you toolface!

by blugirl January 27, 2005

Tool pic

A male, typically shirtless, taking photos to impress the opposite or in some cases same sex... Photo styles usually include the classic mirror selfie, or downward angle.

"Mary did you see franks tool pic?"
"Yeah, what a meat head!"

by Clambake March 3, 2015

Rusty Tool

A rusty tool is a person of the tool variety that has obviously been a tool for a very long time. This is different than a tool that is very new to the tool genre of faggotry. A rusty tool has been a total douchebag for years, and is on the fast track to nowhere. Well, nowhere except for even more tool-like qualities. They don't age gracefully, kids. Don't try to be a tool for fun, not even for halloween.

Guy #1: Dude that guy is such a faggotron.
Guy#2: Nah, dude, he's a tool, he's wearing Ed Hardy.
Guy #1: Psh, dude, he's a fucking rusty tool. Look how much hair gel build-up he's got going on. Only a tool of great age could have that much funk.

Also, a good example of a rusty tool is any guy off of the popular MTV show, Jersey Shore.

by I_Hate_Tools September 26, 2010