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male version of camel toe. each ball falls to either side of their pant leg....resembeling fly eyes
look at that tool....he's got major fly eyes.
by mcat August 02, 2006

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the idiots that hang around in front of a tv camera or front row seats at an event+call someone on their cell phone to see if they're on tv and smile and wave
Hey dude, am i on TV? Look...i'm the one waving like a total dick. I'm a tel-cell tool....look at me
by mcat August 02, 2006

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anyone who is challenged in any way....such as fashion, socially, etc. Someone who is generally annoying.
Did you see Charlie with those red eyeglass frames?

Yea...he looks like a total victim with those ugly ass, Sally Jesse Raphael things on.
by mcat August 02, 2006

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