5 definitions by schoolequalsboredom

Homework

Something that teachers give you so that they can torture you, and is always eaten by dogs and copied by Wikipedia.

Teacher: You have to do questions 1337 to 7331 in your textbooks by tomorrow!
Student:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO more homework!

by schoolequalsboredom September 23, 2013

School

Six Cruel Hours of our Lives. An excuse for teachers to make you work for free (See also slavery).

The person who invented school is the most hated person in the world.

by schoolequalsboredom September 23, 2013

School

The punishment for turning 5 years old. Having to be inside a prison 7 hours a day, 5 of which are spent in slavery, 5 days a week, 38 weeks a year, 14 years of our lives. And on top of all that, 2 hours of homework every day. None of what we learn in school is actually useful apart from basic reading, writing and arithmetic.

Judge: You have been found GUILTY of turning 5 years old! You are sentenced to 14 years of SCHOOL!
Child: Can't I have 10 years in prison instead?

by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013

lightbulb joke

A type of stupid joke which is usually "How many (insert type of person the writer hates) does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is always something insulting.

Idiot who makes lightbulb jokes: How many Beliebers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to hold it in and two to spin the ladder round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gets slapped in the face*

by schoolequalsboredom October 1, 2013

ask.com toolbar

A browser hijacker designed to infect people who just click through the Java installation to save time.

Idiot:I'll install Java to play the game!
*clicks through installation*
Message:Thanks for letting us put the ask.com toolbar/adware on your computer.

by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013