Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.

Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'

by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011

toesies

Another name for Vibram Five Finger shoes

I got mah toesies on, let's go for a hike

by bobsag January 18, 2011

jew testicles

The testicles belonging to a jewish man that provide sperm to the jew penis which is the largest kind of penis in the world.

The guy has jew testicles, his girlfriend must love having sex!

by rrbe September 20, 2009

Testicles4Change

A popular gang logo in mumbai, india, the 'T4C' logo spray painted all over the city represents rebellion, courage and extreme boredom.

the Testicles4Change (T4C) gang are awesome, but they really need a life

by I_RAMPART_CATS June 16, 2009

tree testicles

Huge hard brown testicles

Kaden has tree testicles.

by IEatPeople1337 December 10, 2013

Mashed Pa-testicles

The process of neutering a man/boy by mashing his testicles until they resemble a mashed potato like substance.

Johns girlfriend made mashed pa-testicles out of his spuds man.

by SamE4848 March 16, 2009

testicles

1)The object of a boy's fear and a girl's confidence.
2)The object of a boy's pain and a girl's pleasure.
3)The object of a boy's inferiority, and a girl's superiority

1)The girl confidently threatened the boy with a swift kick to his testicles, and the boy grabbed his groin in fear.
2)The girl kicked the boy in the testicles, the boy was holding his groin in utter pain, and the girl was stroking her clit in pleasure.
3)The boy was on the ground clutching his groin after being kicked in the testicles, feeling less than adequate, while the girl stood over him feeling like a dominant being.

by Inferior Boy September 1, 2006