Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.

Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009

Toadsauce

An alternate way to say "Totally Awesome" or "Totes Awes" (in abbreviated form)
This word was formed in Duluth, MN. Perkins. 1:38am.

Linda: That'd be totally awesome
Alicia: YOU'RE totes awes!
Linda: ...Did you just say toadsauce?

Uses: Toadsauce can be used in place of any word.

Examples:

In it's original context: "Wanna go to the mall? Yeah, that'd be toadsauce!" , "You're the toadsauciest person I know"
As an object/substance: "Oop, you gotta little toadsauce on your cheek, dude" , "Don't step in the toadsauce"
In love: "I am mad toadsaucin' for you"
In anger: "You're a toadsauce! NO, YOU'RE A TOADSAUCE, ASSBAG!"

by HeartSleeves May 29, 2009

Toadaso

Different variaton of " I told you so. "

See? I toadaso. Never ever call em' porchmonkeys or you might get your ass beat. I fuckin' toadaso!

by lifeordeath42 October 9, 2008

tadala

She has a fat bunda.

“Look at Tadala.”
“She has a fat bunda.”

by coronaqueen56 August 22, 2021

Toad Hole

A vagina when used in combination with a Tadpole Cannon.

My Tadpole Cannon accidentaly fired in her Toad Hole, I hope we don't make any frogs.

I destroyed her Toad Hole with my Tadpole Cannon.

Her Toad Hole smelled like swamp when I sniff-tested her, but I still used my Tadpole Cannon anyway.

by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

Toad Eating Pelican

One who drinks too much alcohol while smoking too much marijuana and begins to think he/she knows it all when he/she actually does not have a clue what they are talking about.

Every time you get completely wasted you are such a toad eating pelican.

by Peckerwood247420 June 3, 2009

TAdar

The radar men have for tits and ass (TA). In a crowded room full of people, men will have the uncanny talent of scoping out the hottest T & A in the room like the accuracy and annoyance of a radar speed gun. This is paired with the never-nonchalant stare and whiplash to the neck when the TAdar senses a new specimen enter the room.

Jennifer was having a great time on her date until David's TAdar was set off by the striking blonde who entered the bar. Ding ding ding! We now have one case of whiplash to the neck and one annoyed date.

by NaughtyNicole April 4, 2013