eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.

Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.

by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022

TOD

an acronym for Twitching Off Drugs, characterizes an individual experiencing involuntary muscle movements or twitching as a result of excessive drug use, particularly associated with partying and recreational substances."

Give me a minute, I’m TOD right now.

by Damedotcom December 13, 2023

Tod-Erdene

God King of Temuun, AltanOchir, Jargalbat
The people named here are all his bitches

The greatest person to ever exist

Our only God King

WOW Tod-Erdene is such an Amazing God King

by GOD-King May 2, 2025

mds tods

mandy defense squad tods aka the best groupchat on twitter dot com

“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”

“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”

by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020

Tod

Millennial Toronto slang for something?

“I gotta go back in and hit a tod”
“We got beer, blunts and tods”

by Tony9999999999999 April 10, 2021

mds tods

the best groupchat on twitter dot com

“have you seen that cool ass gc called mandy defense squad tods, in short, mds tods with paige, sam, elif, mandy, katy, shannon, liv and paige’s sam rp account?”

“yes, they are so cool, the ******** wish they had what they have.”

by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020