eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
by Amberologyism! September 04, 2006
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tod°h/~

if a person put/caption this in a story, it means "I want to fli freely",, fli=fly, it's like a person wanna feel free from all burdens
(pic of skies) *you can just effortlessly caption* tod°h/~
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Tod-Erdene

God King of Temuun, AltanOchir, Jargalbat
The people named here are all his bitches

The greatest person to ever exist

Our only God King
WOW Tod-Erdene is such an Amazing God King
by GOD-King May 02, 2025
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Tod-Erdene

God King of Temuun, Erdenebileg, Jargalbat, Altanochir, Battushig
All the person who named above is his personal pleasure slave
An actual GOD
WOW Tod-Erdene is such an amazing GOD KING
by GOD-King May 02, 2025
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Terms of Disservice (TOD)

When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
by disenfranchised poet June 28, 2013
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Cat Tod

1. Improvised urban street slang for a police squad car, typically one that is responding to a complaint

regarding a transient/homeless individual minding there own fucking business at some shit-hole city park that has nothing but a trail.

2. A cat named Tod
"Better hope this isn't Cat Tod turning this way at the light....oh shit guys!... Cat Tod!!Cat Tod!! On your 6!!"

"I miss that cat Tod, he had such character."
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Tod Skibidi

A label you would give to someone named Tod who you want to turn into a skibidi toilet
My boyfriend is Tod Skibidi
by todskibididefiner August 07, 2024
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